The orphaned questions: number one

Walking home from a gathering of friends, I am confronted by a stray dog. The dog is highly agitated and barks madly in all directions, like a thing beset. I speak to it in soothing tones and approach with great caution, but as I reach out to examine its collar, the dog coughs up onto the sidewalk a severed human hand. What is the dog’s name?

     a.) Glover.
     b.) Vortex.
     c.) Butchermouth.
     d.) Bathory.

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One Response to “The orphaned questions: number one”

  1. skandy says:

    I say b) Vortex because it’s the only answer that would actually make a good name for a dog. More than good actually.