Walking home from a gathering of friends, I am confronted by a stray dog. The dog is highly agitated and barks madly in all directions, like a thing beset. I speak to it in soothing tones and approach with great caution, but as I reach out to examine its collar, the dog coughs up onto the sidewalk a severed human hand. What is the dog’s name?
a.) Glover.
b.) Vortex.
c.) Butchermouth.
d.) Bathory.
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I say b) Vortex because it’s the only answer that would actually make a good name for a dog. More than good actually.